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i found this twitter account that posts "Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2016" and im losing my MIND

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If a woman is the publisher of a popular magazine dedicated to printing salacious rumors about deformed tree trunks... she's a burl goss girl boss.

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Tired of being burned out, switching back to CRTs to get burned in

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Just saw this headline: "Salad Dressing Recalled in 26 States"

Now imagining an article that is 26 interviews:

"Ummm... yeah I remember salad dressing. That's the liquid you put on salad to lubricate and flavor the leaves, right?" - A man from Nevada

etc etc

Alternately it's interviews with one person in 26 different mental states. States of matter? Idk

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Do you prefer #hashtags spread throughout the body of the text, or summarised at the end of the text?

#poll #polls #accessibility #a11y #screenreaders

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I've realised that the Haskell 'slogan' "avoid success at all costs" is ambiguous.

It can be parsed as "avoid success, at all costs" or "avoid success-at-all-costs". I'm not always sure which meaning is intended.

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Bread 

Thanks @ashneehs for suggesting I check out Brian Lagerstrom - today's breb is a teensy bit better than yesterday! XD

It's about 3:1 plan to whole-wheat flour. Had an oopsie with the first 30 minute rise, it's cold here so I put it in the oven's warming drawer, which I've never used, and it got significantly hotter than I had anticipated with the bowl coming out too hot to touch so that probably messed it up a bit XD And definitely need to use less water, it's humid here. But yay breb!

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@brion i'm now thinking of this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qT

(the cat makes it down safely, if you haven't seen it before.)

"Our residents *know* that their outgoing mail might have toothmarks on it."

youtube.com/watch?v=2vd8Wfk9im

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